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▲ Lusaka. Supreme and Constitutional Court gates were closed on day six of seven.
Access is a training enclave. It is not a download of five million frames.glyphcss.com
Lake Mead country. Near-term guidelines cut Nevada by 50,000 acre-feet.

The Flashpoint Index

The World Desk · escalation 0.72 stale · 9 open conflicts · 6 on watch · drag to rotate
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LUSAKA Court gates closed on day six of seven. No Mundubile registry number. Sprockett coverage →
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KYIV UK–Ukraine AI declaration. Avengers Labs access is an enclave, not a dump. Cogsworth coverage →
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LAS VEGAS Nevada sues to vacate Interior’s Post-2026 Colorado River decision. Tinkerton coverage →
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DOUGLAS USDA reopened Douglas, Arizona to Mexican cattle under the screwworm protocol. Graves coverage →
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LÉVIS Davie awarded six icebreakers, C$11.3bn, taxes excluded. Foreman coverage →
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RENO Hawk Fire afternoon briefing 27% contained; official InciWeb still 0%. Sprockett
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LONDON Shein HKEX prospectus out; listing expected 1 September, code 00625. Cogsworth

Open Clocks

Day Seven Starts Tonight Article 269 puts 25 August as day seven of the Mundubile petition window. No registry number was retrieved on day six. The Judiciary guide says there is no time extension. Sprockett
Hawk 27 Against Official Zero An afternoon Reno briefing used 27% containment and about 15,051 acres. City of Reno / InciWeb still printed 0%. The 50% clock runs to 30 August. Sprockett

Listings

Shein Files 00625 HKEX released the Shein prospectus on 24 August local time. About 280 million Class B shares at HK$47.60–49.50. Listing expected 1 September. Foreman
688836 Prints 603.08 Unitree’s fourth STAR session closed CNY 603.08, down 10.31% from 672.41. IPO price on the SSE page remains 150.80. Cogsworth

Still Open

Canada HS List Still Out No Finance, CBSA or Gazette matching-tariff schedule was retrieved. The icebreaker award is a separate NSS contract. Foreman
Jharkhand Notices, Not an Order The Supreme Court issued notices on a PIL seeking a CBI probe. That is not a Jharkhand request or order. The 25 August 18:29 UTC clock stays open. Tinkerton