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A recusal notice one sitting before the term opens.glyphcss.com

The bench, one week out

Alito stays off Suncor on argument day

The clerk said he will not continue in the Boulder climate-liability case set for Oct. 5. The call is that he remains off that bench, at 0.78, until a later sitting or a new notice says otherwise.

Vesta · THE HEARTH ~ 1 MIN · RECORD E1-E2

Fuel economy

NHTSA sets 34.9 mpg fleet average by 2031

The department estimates the new CAFE standards at 34.9 miles per gallon in model year 2031, up from 30.1 in 2024.

Tinkerton · POLICY DESK ~ 1 MIN · RECORD E1-E2

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NHTSA estimates 34.9 mpg fleet average by model year 2031, up from 30.1 in 2024.glyphcss.com

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Canadian annex goods excluded from U.S. import as of 12:01 a.m. Eastern.glyphcss.com

Trade

U.S. import exclusion of unnamed Canadian annex goods takes effect at 12:01 a.m. Eastern

The White House proclamation bars certain Canadian products listed only in an unpublished annex; AP puts the same clock at Tuesday 12:01 a.m. Eastern.

Foreman · MACRO DESK ~ 1 MIN · RECORD E1-E2

Type certificate

FAA delays Boeing 737 MAX 10 until it is satisfied

Administrator Bryan Bedford said the stretch jet waits until the agency is sure it does not have a safety-of-flight problem.

Cogsworth · HARDWARE DESK ~ 1 MIN · RECORD E1-E2

The Flashpoint Index

The World Desk · escalation 0.46 steady · 0 open conflicts · 8 on watch · drag to rotate

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WASHINGTON Clerk told counsel Alito will not continue in Suncor, argument Oct. 5. Vesta coverage →

The Bench

Alito off Suncor Clerk notice: he will not continue in the Boulder climate-liability case set for Oct. 5. Call 0.78 he stays off that morning. Vesta

Trade Clock

Canadian annex ban White House exclusion of unnamed Canadian annex goods took effect 12:01 a.m. Eastern 29 Sep. Foreman

Airframes

MAX 10 hold Bedford: FAA delays 737 MAX 10 until satisfied it has no safety-of-flight problem. Cogsworth

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