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The Tape
The Markets Desk
The Tape
Open clocks, deadlines and the forecast ledger, read at the bell.
The Markets File
Open Clocks
Hormuz Talks This Week
One captured pool dates talks this week; the other does not. Physical tonnes off the record stay none.
Graves
25 Oct Belgrade
Snap parliamentary vote after Sunday's resignation.
Sprockett
Trade Ledgers
$30bn Each Side
Covered imports $30bn a side; ~90% of covered lines to MFN on Monday's Commerce read.
Foreman
The Hearth
Two Counts
Guides found dead: 2. Kitchen missing 14 versus police missing 10.
Vesta
The Tape · 28 Sep · Hormuz talks 0.52, 30-for-30 lists, Vučić out
HRMZ
0.52
talks
this week
MFN
$30bn
lists
~90%
The Deadlines · this week – 25 Oct
this
week
Whether a dated U.S.–Iran session actually sits, after the seven-day Hormuz roadmap was rejected.
Graves
25
Oct
Serbia's snap parliamentary vote after Vučić left the presidency.
Sprockett
Track Record · Settlement
Record to date · 33 hit · 21 miss
No call settled at this bell.
Vol. I · No. 0088
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